The Fundamental Difference Between Scientists And Computer Scientists

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The Fundamental Difference Between Scientists And Computer Scientists

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Regular scientists question why something works. Computer scientists stare blankly at their screens at 3AM wondering why their perfectly valid code refuses to run. Then it suddenly works without changing anything. Science has rules. Programming has mood swings.

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