The Fundamental Difference Between Scientists And Computer Scientists

The sweet, sweet bliss of using proper HTML/CSS for your UI instead of that nightmare called "tempered glass" side panels. Every frontend dev knows the horror stories - one misplaced pixel and BOOM - your entire layout shatters into a million pieces! Unlike those poor PC builders whose side panels actually explode if you look at them wrong. Sleep tight, code jockeys.

Content When you see someone writing code like this private bool IsEven(int number) if (number 1) return false; else if (number 2) return true; else if (number 3) return false; else if (number 4) return true; else if (number 5) return false; else if (number 6) return true; else if (number 7) return false; else if (number 8) return true; else if (number 9) return false; else if (number 10) return true; else if (number 11) return false; else if (number 12) return true; else if (number 13) return false; else if (number 14) return true; else if (number 15) return false; else if (number 16) return true; But you know that using "return false" as default can shorten that code 2x Everone is stupid except me

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Content Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work... 20. That's weird... 19. It's never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible? 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? 14. There has to be something funky in your data. 13. I haven't touched that module in weeks! 12. You must have the wrong version. 11. It's just some unlucky coincidence. 10. I can't test everything! 9. THIS can't be the source of THAT. 8. It works, but it hasn't been tested. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 6. Did you check for a virus on your system? 5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. You can't use that version on your system. 3. Why do you want to do it that way? 2. Where were you when the program blew up? 1. It works on my machine.

Spending $2500 on a high-end developer laptop only to join standup meetings looking like you're broadcasting from a witness protection program is the tech industry's greatest irony. Phone manufacturers pour millions into camera R&D while laptop makers apparently salvage webcams from 2005 flip phones they found in a dumpster. Nothing says "I'm a professional software engineer" quite like having your face rendered as an impressionist painting made of exactly 12 pixels. The best part? We'll spend hours optimizing code to save milliseconds but accept video quality that makes us look like we're being viewed through a rain-soaked window. Priorities!

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