The Fundamental Difference Between Scientists And Computer Scientists

Content Why I quit my programming job to become a diamond miner. I used to be a programmer. I worked in an office, staring at a computer screen all day. I was good at my job, but I wasn't happy. Then I found out about diamond mining. The thing about diamonds is that several armed groups are fighting over control of the mines. But my C skills transfer pretty well to my AK-47. Sure, the work is hard. I have to be constantly on the lookout for land mines, and the pay is terrible. But I'm my own boss, and I get to work outdoors. And the best part is, I don't have to deal with people asking me to fix their printer anymore.

Content ME PRESSING CTRLSHIFTZ AFTER GOING BACK IN HISTORY TO COPY SOMETHING I DELETED CAREFUL NOT TO CHANGE SMTHN SO I DON'T LOSE ALL THE PROGRESS I MADE IN THE LAST THREE HOURS

Content THE SOFTWARE THE SOFTWARE IN DEMO IN REALITY TO THE CUSTOMERS

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The sweet, sweet dopamine rush of getting those first 40 downloads on your passion project! That formal announcement energy when your GitHub repo finally gets noticed by someone other than your alt accounts. Game modders live for those metrics—each download representing a real human who thought "yeah, I'll give this random internet person's code a try on my perfectly functioning game." The elegant frog just makes it 10x funnier because that's exactly how you feel announcing your minor achievement in the Discord server where everyone else is sharing their 10k+ download milestones.

Content Hitting Ctri-C multiple times because hitting it once doesn't always work Scripting a macro in AHK to make it so that hitting Ctrl-C once will register it 5 times Realizing that it doesn't solve the problem