Chromatic aberration Memes

Every game developer somehow thinks we all want our screens to look like we're playing through a vaseline-smeared kaleidoscope. The first 20 minutes of any new game is just me frantically hunting through settings menus to turn off those unholy visual "enhancements." Nothing says immersion like not being able to see the enemy because the game decided your character needs glasses. After 15 years of game development progress, we've gone from "can we make this look good?" to "how much visual garbage can we add before players revolt?"

THE AUDACITY of game developers thinking I want my beautiful graphics RUINED by some fancy-pants visual effect! Chromatic aberration? More like chromatic ABOMINATION! I didn't spend $3000 on a GPU just to have my screen look like I'm wearing someone else's prescription glasses during an acid trip! That little setting gets turned OFF faster than my motivation during a merge conflict. Game devs be like "let's make everything look slightly blurry and rainbow-edged" and I'm over here channeling my inner Obi-Wan with the most dramatic "I DON'T THINK SO" in the galaxy!