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Buying A New PC Be Like

Buying A New PC Be Like
You spend weeks researching parts, comparing benchmarks, and finally drop $1200 on your dream machine. Then some YouTuber with industry connections and free components casually builds something twice as powerful for the "same budget." Suddenly your pride and joy feels like a potato with a fan strapped to it. The eternal cycle of hardware buyer's remorse—where your PC is obsolete before you've even finished installing the bloatware.

Wife Divorced Me For My Apple Vision

Wife Divorced Me For My Apple Vision
Ah, the classic tech enthusiast's dilemma. Dropping four grand on Apple's spatial computing headset and now you're just a sad guy in goggles trying to convince yourself (and your ex-wife) that virtual spreadsheets in your living room were worth the price of a decent used car. The divorce papers probably just read "Creative differences - specifically his belief that 'it's an investment in the future.'" The rest of us are just waiting for version 3 when it actually becomes useful and costs half as much.

The Four Horsemen Of Digital Hoarding

The Four Horsemen Of Digital Hoarding
The four horsemen of the gaming apocalypse: opening Steam, scrolling through your massive library, realizing you don't want to play any of those games, then closing Steam. It's the same energy as staring into a fully stocked fridge and declaring "there's nothing to eat." Except you paid $3,000 for those leftovers during various sales. And you'll do it again tomorrow.

Who Would Have Thunk?

Who Would Have Thunk?
Nothing quite captures the shock of watching your $1000 GPU melt like a surprised Pikachu face. You bought that fancy RTX card knowing it had "issues," yet somehow expected different results? Classic definition of insanity right there. The real kicker is how we all act surprised when technology with known defects does exactly what everyone warned us about. Next time just set your money on fire directly—at least you'll save on the electricity bill.

Virtual Reality, Actual Poverty

Virtual Reality, Actual Poverty
First panel: Excitement! "WHOA!" Second panel: "THIS VR IS SO REALISTIC" - that moment when you're convinced the $3,499 headset is worth every penny. Third panel: Reality check. Bank account showing -$3499. Fourth panel: Crying through your $3.5k face computer while questioning your life choices. The most realistic feature of Apple Vision Pro? The ability to see your financial regrets in stunning 4K resolution. At least now you can cry in spatial computing.