Bot detection Memes

Posts tagged with Bot detection

Very Close Call
Webdev Security Programming Frontend
20 days ago 202.3K views 0 shares
Very Close Call
When reCAPTCHA almost exposes your entire automated scraping operation but you remember you're actually just a sleep-deprived developer who's been staring at code for 14 hours straight. That checkbox is basically calling you out for having the clicking pattern of a bot because your soul left your body somewhere around hour 6. The existential crisis of realizing you've become so robotic in your movements that Google's AI is genuinely questioning your humanity? *Chef's kiss* 💀

Password Typed Quickly
Security Webdev Javascript Programming Testing
2 months ago 221.6K views 0 shares
Password Typed Quickly
You type your password carefully the first time - wrong. You type it even more carefully the second time - still wrong. By the third try, you're meticulously pecking each key like you're defusing a bomb. Meanwhile, the website's code is sitting there like: "Oh, you typed that password too quickly? Must be a bot. REJECTED!" Seven years of development experience and I still can't convince a login form I'm human. Next they'll ask me to identify traffic lights in blurry images while standing on one foot and reciting pi to 100 digits.

I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed
AI React Javascript Programming Frontend
8 months ago 292.7K views 0 shares
I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed
Oh honey, you thought customer service "Ankur" was a real person? PLOT TWIST! The moment they asked for a React component, our "totally human" friend spat out an ENTIRE todo list app faster than I can say "suspicious"! 💅 That's not just any code vomit - it's a perfectly formatted React component with useState hooks, task management functions, and styled components ALL IN ONE MESSAGE. Because nothing screams "I'm flesh and blood" like regurgitating 30 lines of JSX without breaking a sweat! The betrayal! The drama! The syntax highlighting!