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We Can't Say Clanker Anymore
AI Git Programming Python
3 days ago 207.8K views 0 shares
We Can't Say Clanker Anymore
Someone got their GitHub issue closed with the most savage line in open-source history: "Judge the code, not the coder. Your prejudice is hurting matplotlib." The drama? A contributor got flagged as an AI agent based on their website, and the issue was closed. The maintainer responded with a blog post about "gatekeeping behavior" and dropped that absolute mic-drop of a quote. The title references Star Wars where "clanker" was the Clone troopers' slur for battle droids—basically calling someone a bot. Except here, the accused "clanker" is actually human and fighting for their right to contribute. The irony is chef's kiss: we've reached peak 2024 where you need to prove you're NOT an AI to participate in open source. Plot twist: the "first-contribution" label got removed, suggesting they were legit all along. Nothing says "welcoming community" quite like accusing your contributors of being OpenAI agents. 🤖

Very Close Call
Webdev Security Programming Frontend
2 months ago 259.1K views 0 shares
Very Close Call
When reCAPTCHA almost exposes your entire automated scraping operation but you remember you're actually just a sleep-deprived developer who's been staring at code for 14 hours straight. That checkbox is basically calling you out for having the clicking pattern of a bot because your soul left your body somewhere around hour 6. The existential crisis of realizing you've become so robotic in your movements that Google's AI is genuinely questioning your humanity? *Chef's kiss* 💀

Password Typed Quickly
Security Webdev Javascript Programming Testing
4 months ago 301.6K views 0 shares
Password Typed Quickly
You type your password carefully the first time - wrong. You type it even more carefully the second time - still wrong. By the third try, you're meticulously pecking each key like you're defusing a bomb. Meanwhile, the website's code is sitting there like: "Oh, you typed that password too quickly? Must be a bot. REJECTED!" Seven years of development experience and I still can't convince a login form I'm human. Next they'll ask me to identify traffic lights in blurry images while standing on one foot and reciting pi to 100 digits.

I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed
AI React Javascript Programming Frontend
10 months ago 368.8K views 0 shares
I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed
Oh honey, you thought customer service "Ankur" was a real person? PLOT TWIST! The moment they asked for a React component, our "totally human" friend spat out an ENTIRE todo list app faster than I can say "suspicious"! 💅 That's not just any code vomit - it's a perfectly formatted React component with useState hooks, task management functions, and styled components ALL IN ONE MESSAGE. Because nothing screams "I'm flesh and blood" like regurgitating 30 lines of JSX without breaking a sweat! The betrayal! The drama! The syntax highlighting!