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Content Me yelling at my computer because my code isn't doing what I want it to My code doing exactly what it was programmed to do

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K

If only debugging was as simple as staring at wooden logs until you find an actual insect. Instead, we spend 8 hours hunting down a missing semicolon while our coffee gets cold and our will to live evaporates. The real bugs are never this visible or cooperative. They're quantum particles that only exist when you're not looking for them.

Content SCRUM Meeting SCRUM Master Naive developer Let's go In and out. 20 minute adventure. Two hours later...

Content Am Devloper iamdevloper Following 1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon 2017: -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM? -running Slack 7:38 AM - 3 Nov 2017 32,940 Retweets 71,198 Like 484 17 33 7 O

Content for is more performant than foreach 34 34 don't care DON'T KNOW 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145