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The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again. The 55 IQ junior dev thinks everything is just CRUD because they've only built simple apps. The 145 IQ senior architect also thinks everything is CRUD because after years of overengineering, they've realized most problems boil down to "create, read, update, delete" with fancy clothes on. Meanwhile, the 100 IQ mid-level developer is sweating about "complex architectures and states" because they're just experienced enough to know how complicated things can get, but not wise enough to see the underlying simplicity. The circle of developer life.

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Tower of Hanoi: the deceptively innocent-looking puzzle that seems like it belongs in a kindergarten classroom until you realize it's actually a recursive nightmare that haunts CS students in their sleep. Sure, normies see colorful rings and think "aww, cute toy!" Meanwhile, programmers are having PTSD flashbacks to their algorithms class, sweating over O(2^n) time complexity and trying to remember if they move the disk to the auxiliary peg or the destination peg first. The physical version takes like 30 seconds to solve. The recursive solution? That'll cost you 3 hours of staring at your code, 47 stack overflow tabs, and questioning every life decision that led you to computer science. The dog with sunglasses knows what's up—this puzzle is straight-up gangster when you're implementing it in code.

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Content These programmers always travel in groups of five There's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group.