The tech industry's holy trinity formula has been cracked. Apple and Tesla follow the standard playbook: one visionary jerk who takes all the credit, one European designer with impeccable taste, and one quiet engineer who actually makes things work.
Then there's Linux. Linus Torvalds somehow managed to fill all three roles simultaneously, creating an operating system while telling everyone to go fork themselves. The man literally wrote Git because other version control systems weren't worthy of his code.
And that, friends, is why Linux runs the internet while you're still rebooting Windows.