That Hurts A Lot

Someone built a bash script that emails Sam Altman daily about unused RAM on personal computers. You know, because apparently the CEO of OpenAI needs to be reminded that your laptop has 12GB of RAM just sitting there doing nothing while ChatGPT is probably burning through server farms like they're kindling. The kicker? "Global DRAM allocation: quite terrible" with "maybe 5%" utilization. Yeah, let's shame the guy who's trying to build AGI about the fact that Karen's work laptop is only using 4GB out of 32GB. The passive-aggressive "written in bash, not electron" is chef's kiss—because God forbid we waste RAM on Electron when we could be wasting it on... nothing. The closing line about RAM "just sitting there, in a personal computer, being personal" is peak developer humor. Sorry Sam, but my unused RAM is staying personal. It's not you, it's me.

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Open a terminal in public and suddenly you're the digital equivalent of a witch in Salem. Just trying to check disk space but the crowd's already gathering kindling. Non-tech folks see those colorful command lines and immediately assume you're either hacking the Pentagon or summoning digital demons. The number of times I've had to explain that "sudo apt update" isn't actually breaching national security is frankly exhausting.

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