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Meanwhile In A Parallel Universe

open source Operating systems System admin Parallel universe Activation License key

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1 year ago 475,575 views 0 shares

Meanwhile In A Parallel Universe

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The bizarro world has arrived! In this alternate reality, Windows is the free, open-source underdog while Linux requires activation like some kind of corporate overlord. Next thing you know, Linus Torvalds will be wearing turtlenecks and charging $999 for terminal access. The true nightmare isn't blue screens anymore—it's having to enter a 25-digit Linux activation key you found taped to the bottom of your Tux plushie.

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