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Ah yes, the magnificent tower of Babel that is our "modern digital infrastructure." A massive, precarious stack of systems built on systems, held together by duct tape and prayers. And then there's the r/ProgrammerHumor Redditors, represented by that single, tiny rectangle on the right. Contributing absolutely nothing of structural value while pointing out how ridiculous the whole thing is. The irony of criticizing the very infrastructure they depend on to post their criticisms isn't lost on anyone who's ever restarted a server at 3 AM while muttering "have you tried turning it off and on again?" to themselves.

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