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Oh. My. GAWD. The absolute AUDACITY of Linux users pretending their OS is user-friendly! 💅 Doctor Strange here can see 14 MILLION futures but not ONE where someone actually compiles from source instead of using package managers like a normal human being. The cosmic irony! Linux evangelists will preach about "freedom" and "control" but then use apt-get install like the rest of us mortals. It's giving "I read the entire manual but still used the quick-start guide" energy. We're all just pretending to be hardcore while secretly thanking the package manager gods for saving us from dependency hell. PERIODT. ✨

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