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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute COLLAPSE of programmer confidence is just TRAGIC! 💀 Left side: Matrix-inspired badass ready to bend reality, rewrite entire codebases, and basically be a coding GOD. Right side: Pathetic little creature TRAPPED in Vim, the text editor equivalent of Hotel California - you can check in but YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE! (It's :q! by the way, you poor soul.) We went from "I'll rewrite the entire Matrix" to "help me escape this terminal window" faster than you can say "legacy codebase." The AUDACITY of our past selves! The HUMILIATION of our present reality!

Content Gautam k. rajput imComputerGeek How to be a hacker??? Open terminal in front of your friends type "Is -a" chuckle and say words like encryption, firewall and boom... You are a hacker. 12:16 pm 27 Mar 20 Twitter for Android ProgrammerHumor

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Content FROGRAMIER'S LIFE real story: string sender; sender "Mike"; CO BY NC SA 102 SOME TIME LATER... THE CLIENT SAID THE USERS DON'T KNOW WHERE'S THE DOCUMENTATION, SO MAKE IT MORE PROMINENT... OK, I'LL PUT IT ON THE SCREEN AS SOON AS THE SYSTEM RUNS... u WHAT ELSE COULD WE EXPECT FRO! OUR CLIENT SAID HIS USERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE PROGRAM. SO, WRITE A DOCUMENTATION TO THEM. OK, I'LL DO IT AND INCLUDE IT ON HELP SECTION WHAT ELSI COULD WE SOME TIME LATER... THE CLIENT SAID THE USERS DON'T KNOW THAT THEY NEED TO READ THE DOCUMENTATION PLOP!

Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h A 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 4 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah. I did. 217