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Ah, Cold War propaganda meets modern tech rivalries. Microsoft reminding us that sharing code freely is basically a slippery slope to full-blown communism. Because nothing says "threat to capitalism" like letting people see your for loops. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft now owns GitHub and claims to "heart" open source. Turns out the red menace was inside Redmond all along.

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