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The most honest developer resume you'll ever see! This is basically every junior developer's portfolio when they apply for that "5 years experience required" job. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like a Hello World app, the legendary Test App that definitely works 60% of the time, and the crown jewel—Untitled Project, which was absolutely going to revolutionize the industry before the developer got distracted by a new JavaScript framework. The holy trinity of "trust me, I'm a programmer."

Spent years building robust backend systems with proper architecture, only to be humbled by frontend development where apparently everything is "for babies." Nothing prepares you for the existential crisis of realizing your complex microservices are worthless if users can't click a button that's properly centered. The kid at the bottom is all of us after a week of trying to align divs with CSS. You start questioning your life choices when a simple margin: auto refuses to work for reasons beyond mortal comprehension.

Content Ok let's try running this code console. log("Hello World"); Output: ERROR Alright mavbe then this will work let str "Hello World"; console.log (str); Output: ERROR 4 HOURS LATER This is getting ridiculous, I'll just restart at step 1 Output: ERROR console. log("Hello World"); Output: Hello World! THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I TRIED!!!!

Content rAskReddit uHraVelho 11h What screams "I'm uneducated"? 4 11.3k 13.5k Share BEST COMMENTS ExcelsiorVFX Now Not knowing the difference between Java and Javascript. Or calling it "C hash tag.' Reply

Whoever told Google that software development is "low-stress" clearly never had to fix a production bug at 2 AM while the CEO breathes down their neck. Next thing you'll tell me is that JavaScript frameworks don't change every 12 minutes and git merge conflicts resolve themselves! The irony is so rich it could pay off my student loans from that CS degree that promised me a "balanced lifestyle."

Content Most of the people who hate JavaScript are the ones that don't understand it. Skeletor will return with more disturbing facts next week