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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hii- I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Ah, the eternal naming convention war presented as a scholarly lecture. The first variable name struts around in camelCase (first word lowercase, subsequent words capitalized), while the second flaunts its PascalCase elegance (all words capitalized). Meanwhile, developers in the audience are silently judging each other's preferences while pretending their chosen style is objectively superior. The real joke? We'll spend 45 minutes arguing about this in code reviews but accept variable names like 'x' and 'temp' without blinking.

Content can you make a joke about programming? Sure! Here's a programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! I don't get it Oh, I'm sorry! The joke is a play on the fact that in many programming languages, including C and JavaScript, you can represent dates and times as numbers, using a system called "Unix time." In this system, the number '25" represents Christmas Day (December 25th), while the number '31 represents Halloween (October 31st). When written next to each other, 'Oct 31 and Dec 25 look similar, and the joke is that programmers, who often think in terms of numbers and code, might mix up the two holidays because of the way they're represented in Unix time.

Ghost? Fine. Zombie? Whatever. Nuclear war? Slightly concerning. But regex? PURE TERROR . That incomprehensible string of brackets, slashes, and special characters is the true horror story of programming. You start with a simple pattern match and end up summoning an eldritch abomination that somehow passes all your tests but fails spectacularly in production. The character falling off their chair and literally dying is the most accurate representation of regex debugging I've ever seen. The tombstone is for your sanity, not your body.