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Someone said to make function names self-explanatory, and buddy took it literally . The irony is palpable as they create a function called "selfExplanatory" with increasingly chaotic casing and naming conventions, then ask "Am I doing it right?" Meanwhile, the only response is just an opening parenthesis - the universal symbol for "I've given up trying to explain this to you." Nothing says "I understand coding best practices" like completely missing the point while technically following instructions.

Remember when developers were optimization wizards who could cram entire games into kilobytes? Now we've got frameworks that need a small data center just to print "Hello World." The left doge is the chad programmer of '96 flexing on fitting Pokémon Red into a mere 512kB cartridge—an actual miracle of code efficiency. Meanwhile, modern devs (right doge) are having existential crises because their JavaScript framework with 237 dependencies needs a gigabyte of RAM to display two words on a screen. Progress!

Content 7. Which language(s) do you develop with in VS Code other than CC? I do not develop with languages other than CC in VS Code C GO Java JavaScript v Python Ruby TypeScript v Other (please specifv) Rust'); DROP TABLE Users;--

Content HAVE WE STRAYED FROM INTERNET STANDARDS? NO, IT IS THE OTHER HIE HI BROWSERS WHO HAVE STRAYED FROM OUR STANDARDS.

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Content No you can't just write HTML and CSS code inside JS file p stylef backgroundColor: 'white' made with paintp React goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrr