The Semicolon Paradox

Content Royi Hagigi rhagigi 23h How do I teach my one month old JavaScript? 9 54 22 20 375 Mario Estrada marioeg 23h Start by explaining floating points. 9 1 17 M 8 Royi Hagigi rhagigi 23h Is that something we can do at bath time? 9 1 17 11 Mario Estrada marioeg 23h First you need to find a 0.1oz bottle of shampoo and a 0.2oz bottle of soap. 17 3 1 v 1 V V Royi Hagigi rhagigi Replying to marioeg I only have a 0.20000000000000004 bottle of soap will that work? 10:44 PM Apr 11, 2020 Twitter for iPhone ProdrammerHumor io

ATS web developers living their BEST LIFE with autocomplete enabled while job seekers are out here manually typing every. single. character. like it's 1995 and we're all using Notepad. The absolute AUDACITY of job posting websites disabling autocomplete! Nothing says "we care about candidate experience" quite like forcing desperate job seekers to retype their email address seventeen times because the form won't remember it. Meanwhile, the devs who built this monstrosity are probably sipping lattes with all their fancy IDE features intact. The class divide has never been more real – it's literally autocomplete="on" vs autocomplete="off" and honestly? That's the cruelest form of gatekeeping imaginable.

OMG THE HORROR! You mean to tell me that after years of learning fancy loops like while, for, do, and forEach, it was all just disguised goto statements the whole time?! 😱 The BETRAYAL! The DECEPTION! Our entire programming education has been one massive conspiracy theory! Next you'll tell me that object-oriented programming is just spicy procedural code and I will absolutely LOSE IT. My entire coding identity is SHATTERED. *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

First half: "AI will destroy all programming jobs! Web dev is dead! DSA and MERN are obsolete! Only learn ML and chase trends! Stop coding!" Plot twist: "The more people panic and abandon ship, the more job security for those of us who know better." Classic fearmongering followed by the actual 4D chess move. Nothing creates better job security than convincing your competition to quit. The tech industry's version of "This beach is totally haunted, you should leave... alone... with all your picnic supplies."

Firefox standing alone against the hellscape of Chromium-based browsers is the web's last hope. The image shows Firefox as the Doom Slayer, fighting through hordes of demons labeled "CHROMIUM CLONES" - a perfect metaphor for the browser market where Edge, Chrome, Opera, and Brave all use the same engine while Firefox remains the last major holdout with its Gecko engine. It's like watching the last independent coffee shop in a street full of Starbucks. The resistance isn't just about being different; it's about preventing Google from having complete control over web standards. Remember when Microsoft had a browser monopoly? Yeah, history doesn't just rhyme, it copies and pastes.

Content Computer programming JavaScript Teacher is tut HTML is a programming language. This claim was found to be misleading by official sources. 10:11 PM 17 Nov 20 Twitter Web App 45 Retweets and comments 202 Likes 17