The Real Reason For Developer Tears

When your dad catches you with red eyes and you try to blame it on weed, but he knows the real source of your suffering. Nothing induces tears quite like trying to debug why your JavaScript code works in Chrome but breaks in Firefox, or discovering that 0 == [] is somehow true but [] == [] is false. The emotional damage from JavaScript's type coercion and "features" has caused more developer trauma than any recreational substance ever could!