The Real Reason For Developer Tears

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When someone recommends their own library to you on Twitter and you just awkwardly say "thanks I'll check it out" knowing full well you'll never look at it. The TypeScript equivalent of nodding politely while backing away slowly. Classic developer social interaction in the wild.

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The duality of developer patience: old enough to have suffered through 56k modems screeching at you for 30 seconds just to check your email, yet completely unwilling to wait more than 5 seconds for a modern website to load. We've gone from "I'll make a sandwich while this page loads" to "If I see a loading spinner for more than 3 seconds, I'm out." The real kicker? We're the ones building these slow websites. We bundle 47 JavaScript frameworks, import entire icon libraries for 2 icons, and then wonder why users bounce. But when WE'RE the users? Zero tolerance. The hypocrisy is chef's kiss.

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Content jordan jdan In late 1995 created and released the "JavaScriot" programming language. However, the world has changed a lot and JavaScript has failed to keep up with it. I will be deleting the JavaScript language THIS FRIDAY unless someone speaks up. Replv below to save JavaScript 12:56 am 8722 Twitter for iPhone 17 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 265 Likes 17 1 Who can reply? People jdan mentioned can reply.