Recursive Meme Preference

The JavaScript paradox in its purest form! The yellow JS logo with the tagline "Hated by all, used by all" is basically the programming equivalent of fast food – nobody admits to liking it, yet the drive-thru line stretches around the block. The language that launched a thousand Stack Overflow questions continues its reign of necessary evil. Your codebase is probably 60% JavaScript, 30% regret, and 10% StackOverflow copy-paste. Let's face it, we're all in a toxic relationship with those curly braces.

Oh look, an executive order for the MATLAB developers! The age-old religious war between array indexing at 0 vs 1 just got a new contender. While C, JavaScript, and Python devs start counting from 0 like sensible humans following computer memory offset logic, and MATLAB/R folks start at 1 like mathematical purists, here comes the decree that 2 is somehow the ultimate starting index. Next up: semicolons are now optional but randomly required, and all loops must be written backwards. The compiler will decide if your code runs based on its mood that day.

Look, I've been building websites since the <blink> tag was cool, and nothing makes me reach for my metaphorical weapon faster than those damn chatbots popping up in every corner of the internet. They're like that coworker who keeps interrupting your flow with "quick questions." No, I don't want to "chat with a representative" when I'm just trying to check your business hours. No, I don't need a floating bubble following me around asking if I'm "finding everything okay." Just let me browse in peace! The only thing these chatbots have successfully helped me with is developing my clicking-the-X reflex to Olympic levels.

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Content : Anonymous 011424(Sun)00:30:43 No.98435111 OK let's learn C make a new project in visual studio turns out thats not the correct way to do it because then it's not cross platform and i can't switch editors 280 KB JPG later start learning make, realize it's a clusterfuck of retardation but somehow copy paste something together that compiles turns out it's not the correct way to do it, the "modern" way is that you need to use premake to generate make files which then generate the visual studio solution :) ok let's write code.. wait, i have to write header files? you mean i have to have double the code for no reason other than the C build system being garbage? i want to parse a small json config file, it doesnt have to be performant. wait, how the fuck do i add libraries to my project? ok, so i have to add them and update them manually like a caveman or i have to do some git submoduling cancer, or i can use this package manager called conan that doesn't work half the time. run program - crashes that's fine it happens during development all the time let's read the helpful error message and fix what we did wrong "an error has occured" ProdrammerHumor.io