Recursion be like…

Regular people worry about ignoring texts and relationships. Developers just want to know which files to add to .gitignore so their repo doesn't get cluttered with garbage. The sweet relief on that dev's face when he discovers he can ignore node_modules instead of pushing 500MB of dependencies to GitHub. Pure bliss. Meanwhile, his relationship status remains "it's complicated with package-lock.json."

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The structural integrity of this web app is questionable at best! Building a complex application with just HTML is like constructing this wonky mint-green building with only concrete and prayers. No CSS to style it properly, no JavaScript for functionality—just raw markup holding everything together by sheer force of will. The building even has that "I forgot to close a div tag somewhere" energy with that oddly slanted roof. 10/10 would not pass a code review OR a building inspection.

HONEY, HOLD MY KEYBOARD! 💅 This is the ULTIMATE programming language personality chart that's hitting wayyy too close to home! C just casually strolls from problem to solution like it's taking a Sunday walk. Python's like "why reinvent the wheel when I can just import someone else's?" And Bash? Just throw every command in existence at the problem until something sticks! Poor PHP doesn't even get a solution (which is honestly SO on brand). C++ creates 11 MORE problems with every solution because OF COURSE IT DOES. Rust gives you solutions with side effects that'll haunt your dreams. And then there's JavaScript... SWEET MOTHER OF DOM MANIPULATION! It's not just a language, it's a WHOLE ECOSYSTEM OF CHAOS where one problem spawns an INFINITE HELLSCAPE of nested problems! JavaScript doesn't solve bugs - it turns them into FRAMEWORK OPPORTUNITIES! 💀

Just what we needed - protectionist programming! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like banning all those pesky foreign libraries that actually work. Guess I'll just rewrite lodash from scratch instead of my actual project. And while I'm at it, let me reinvent React, jQuery, and every other useful tool because clearly my homegrown American code will have fewer bugs and security issues. Forget standing on the shoulders of giants - we're coding with bootstraps now! Next executive order: all variables must be named in English, and semicolons are now mandatory because they look like tiny American flags.

That moment when you've been manually refreshing the page for 8 hours straight, squinting at console logs, and questioning your career choices... only to realize you never pressed the magic "refresh debugger" button. The browser's been showing you the same broken code all day while you slowly lose your sanity. Pro tip: before throwing your laptop out the window, try Ctrl+F5 first.