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This code is what happens when someone discovers nested ternary operators and thinks they've unlocked godmode. The developer is trying to add the correct suffix to a date (1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc.) with a chain of ternaries that would make even Satan say "that's a bit excessive." The best part? It completely ignores 4-20, 24-30, and anything else ending with those numbers. Enjoy debugging this masterpiece when it breaks on the 4th of literally any month! Future maintainers will be adding this developer to their prayer lists tonight.

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Content The purist Don't code to live. live to code The over-focused guy The one who's never heard of Google What's the RFC email regex again? The multitasker Commit in progress Oh, an email! Hey could you get me a coffee? The RD addict So I came up with this new JS Framework for 3D rendering, and.. But I just wanted a basic form! The guy "working" from home Hello? HELLO?? Hello can you hear me? Yeah, I did commit something, I swear! CommitStrio.com

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Finnish prison rehabilitation just got savage! The meme shows someone crying while being sentenced to learn JavaScript for two years. Let's be honest - spending two years with JavaScript's quirky type coercion, callback hell, and "undefined is not a function" errors might actually be worse than traditional incarceration. At least in regular prison you don't have to deal with npm dependency nightmares or figure out why your promises are eternally pending. The judge clearly knows true punishment when he sees it!