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Content Kat Maddox ctrIshifti 3h tech has three jokes: stackoverflow is mean, javascript is bad, and dark mode is good. my life's goal is to discover a fourth joke 975 1773 669 Kat Maddox ctrIshifti 13m my apologies, quitting vim is the fourth joke. As all 4 tech jokes have now been discovered, I will be closing this account. Goodbye 172 M87

The most controversial statement in programming isn't politics or tabs vs spaces—it's whether arrays should start at 0 or 1. This poor woman asked for the truth and got hit with "arrays should start at 1"—a statement so blasphemous to most programmers it's worth crying over. Meanwhile, Lua, MATLAB, and R programmers are nodding in agreement while the rest of us clutch our zero-indexed pearls in horror. The real tragedy? She was probably expecting something less traumatic... like "I deleted the production database."

Content JohnONolan commented on Aug 19, 2016 9 Dunicate of 336 Fixed when caniuse.enabled: false is also set. Still think this a valid bug, though. 5 2 JonnoNolan commented an hour ago edited y Oh god I'm back 2 years later from a Google search which ended in rediscovering this issue which aoparentv wrote mysel Lord have mercy on my soul. lonnoNolan commented an hour asc Dear future John, what is the year 2020 like? Do they have chairs? I'm writing you this message from the year 2018, and properly documenting the fix for this, which I wish I had written down way back in 2016. You probably got a new Mac recently. You probably installed emmet, went to write some CSS, and found emmet scevang nonsensica browser vendor cretixes evervwhere. You probably thovant to yourself "fuck, not this again and spent the last 30 mins furiously googling how to unset this ridiculous oreterence. Acain. Well tuture Jonn. it is. past Jonn. who shall be vour saviour. Here's what to do Open Acom orererences Packages emmet Change the Extensions Path to your project dir, like Sitesemmet inside Sites emret create a new preferences.1son Inside that tile olace the rollowing "ess auto inser VendorPrefixes": rasse, canise. enabled a false Save, and restart Atom Leave a comment on this issue to iterate the number of times this has fucked you over by: 1 Past gonn (a) 10

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The existential crisis of JavaScript in two panels. Top: sad face, "Nobody understands me." Bottom: sudden realization, "Maybe I'm JavaScript." JavaScript: the only language where [] == ![] is true, typeof NaN is "number", and adding arrays gives you strings. No wonder therapists refuse to take JS as a client – its issues are beyond professional help.