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Content rAskReddit uS Eleni 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion T 4.5k 2.0k Share BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree 11h 1 Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. Reply 14k jeremv1015 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a key called "events" and the value is an unsorted array 4 217 JuniorSeniorTrainee 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break anv minute now. 159 Ar4n 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested.

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You start the "30 Days of JavaScript" challenge with such hope and optimism. "I'll finally master JS," you tell yourself. Fast forward to day 30, and you're a broken shell of a developer questioning every life choice that led you to this point. The callback hell, the prototype inheritance, the "this" keyword changing context like your ex changes their mind. JavaScript doesn't teach you code—it teaches you pain .

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Content Eddy Vinck a JavaScript EddyVinckk Developers should be able to use student discounts until they retire They're life long learners, after all 8:29 PM Aug 11, 2020 Twitter Web App View Tweet activity 219 Retweets and comments 1.1K Likes

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