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Content Computer Science Club See Reactions "Is the computer science meeting today or tomorrow?" she asks the programmer, to which he replies, "Yes." It's today. Advisory. B213. ProarammerHumor ir

VS Code users staring blankly at their life choices while WebStorm, CLion, and DataGrip users are doing interpretive dance with their CPU usage. One IDE, zero thoughts. Three IDEs, zero available RAM. The duality of development.

Content when you meet a girl that is programmer like you but she is a C developer and you are a frontend developer But she's a princess, and you're an.. ogre

Content Royi Hagigi rhagigi 23h How do I teach my one month old JavaScript? 9 54 22 20 375 Mario Estrada marioeg 23h Start by explaining floating points. 9 1 17 M 8 Royi Hagigi rhagigi 23h Is that something we can do at bath time? 9 1 17 11 Mario Estrada marioeg 23h First you need to find a 0.1oz bottle of shampoo and a 0.2oz bottle of soap. 17 3 1 v 1 V V Royi Hagigi rhagigi Replying to marioeg I only have a 0.20000000000000004 bottle of soap will that work? 10:44 PM Apr 11, 2020 Twitter for iPhone ProdrammerHumor io

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The regex rebellion is here, and it's about time! Developers have been suffering through arcane incantations like \A(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\z just to validate an email address, when all we really wanted was to check if someone typed something with an @ symbol. The try-catch joke is brilliant because it's painfully true - we've been using error handling as regex therapy. "Let's wrap this eldritch horror in a try-catch and hope the stack trace is less traumatizing than debugging the pattern." And those lazy quantifiers? Nothing lazy about spending 3 hours figuring out why your greedy pattern is consuming the entire document. The real joke is that after all these years, we're still writing regex that looks like someone headbutted the keyboard while holding shift. Next time someone asks you to validate a phone number with regex, just respond with "Hello I would like an\d\sapples? please" and walk away dramatically.