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The modern tech interview process in a nutshell! When asked what makes someone a Senior Dev, the candidate proudly lists their credentials: "4 years installing npm packages" and "3 years installing pip packages." Basically their entire skill set is copying and pasting npm install and pip install commands from Stack Overflow. And somehow that's enough to get hired! The hiring bar has officially reached rock bottom. Next up: Senior AI Engineer with 10 years experience in "pressing Enter after pasting prompts."

Content IVE FINALLY FOUND IT. AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! Robotatertotcomic WEAH The script tag is part of the html standard, which makes html a turing complete programming language - a superset of javascript ProgrammerHumor.

Oh my gosh, this is peak CSS alignment struggles ! 😂 Left side: Hardcore skull with glowing green vibes and headphones like "I'm so edgy and dangerous!" Right side: The same person frantically typing seventeen different centering properties just to get a div to sit in the middle of the page! The ultimate frontend dev paradox - looking like a hacker god while desperately googling "how to center a div" for the 500th time. The CSS centering apocalypse claims another victim!