Has science gone too far?

Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksiell! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

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The desperate plea of "import everything please" hits way too close to home! That moment of pure desperation when your code refuses to run and you're ready to beg the compiler to just figure it out for you. Sure, we're supposed to only import what we need, but at 2AM with a deadline looming, specificity goes out the window and we're ready to wildcard import the entire language ecosystem just to make that one function work. The compiler silently judges our lack of module understanding while we frantically type import * like it's some magical incantation that will solve all our problems.

SQL developer: "I'll just ask for users between 25-30 years old. Simple query, right?" MongoDB: "Hold my document-oriented beer while I throw this nested JSON monstrosity at you with operators like $and, $gte, and $lte that look like someone's trying to launder money through code." The mental journey from SELECT * FROM users WHERE age BETWEEN 25 AND 30 to whatever that bracket nightmare is... pure existential crisis material. The facial expressions say it all - from innocent curiosity to complete spiritual awakening.

The duality of regex existence: writing it with scientific precision vs. reading it like you're trying to decipher alien hieroglyphics with a hammer. That moment when your carefully crafted pattern looks like pure genius during creation but transforms into complete gibberish when you revisit it three days later. It's basically the programming equivalent of drunk texting yourself.

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