Haha JavaScript Bad

Content Kat Maddox ctrishifti 5h imagine if zoologists reacted to new animal discoveries the same way that coders do whenever a new js framework is released. "another fucking frog? again?" 14 17 149 952 Kat Maddox ctrishifti 5h angrily reading the entry for the new frog what was wrong with all the old ones? 9 6 17 17 413 1

Content Run the code! But sire, the red squiggles! Just do it!

Content "Any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Javascript." JEFF ATWOOD

Content Maciej Walkowiak maciejwalk... 1d The biggest difference between REST and GraphQL is that when you build GraphQL API nobody tells you "well, actually this is not GraphQL". 27 17 180 1,458 Jason Carreira jasoncarreira Replying to maciejwalkowiak It's only REST if it's developed in the REST region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling JSON.

Content LOUDER LOUDER GROWDER JavaScript is the worst solution to everything CHANGE MY MIND

THE AUDACITY of JavaScript to just sit there with that stupid smiley face while your code burns to the ground! 🔥 Normal programming languages have the DECENCY to point out your mistakes. They're like "Hey dummy, you forgot a semicolon on line 42" or "Your variable doesn't exist, you absolute walnut." But JavaScript? That sadistic little monster just SMILES while you're on your knees BEGGING for a hint. It's like asking your therapist a direct question and they respond with "Hmm, what do YOU think?" I'M PAYING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG, JAVASCRIPT!