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Content Program on Linux to get away from Microsoft They're all owned by Microsoft Write Typescript in VS Code and push to Github They're all owned by Microsoft

Wife: "I'm sick of your obsession with programming. Even our son is affected by it." Husband: *smirking because he knows exactly what she means by "first child" in CSS selectors* Look, we've all been there. You spend 12 hours debugging a layout issue only to discover it's because :first-child doesn't work when there's text before your element. Meanwhile, your family thinks you've gone completely mental for muttering "why won't you select?!" at 2 AM. The struggle between family life and the inexplicable joy of perfectly targeting DOM elements is real.

Content laurence functiOnZero Accidentally banged my daughters head on the corner of the table in her nursery while she was wriggling around putting her down to change her diaper Please, God, don't let me have created a frontend programmer 11:23 a.m. 13 Apr 23 4,324 Views

Content One morning you wake up find out you have access to God's developer console. What's the first thing you do with this power? Discussion 4 154 J 479 1, Share O BEST COMMENTS Ilikeforks 5h hehe3301 7h sudo rm -rf oceans contents .plastic sudo rm -rf people .cancer sudo rm -rf viruses human . std sudo mv magic.disabled magic

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Content JavaScript Teacher javascriptual When I worked at Google I saw this code: if (user. cookies.agreed) CollectData(user) else CollectData(user) 9:28 am 27 Jan 21 Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 201 Likes