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The dream: "I'll use Flutter and write my app once for all platforms!" The reality: You end up writing it twice anyway because something always breaks on either Android or iOS. The bell curve shows that the average developers (the 68% in the middle) smugly believe cross-platform tools save time, while both the complete novices and the battle-scarred experts (the 0.1% on both ends) know the painful truth. Cross-platform frameworks are basically the tech equivalent of those "one size fits all" clothing items that somehow manage to fit nobody correctly.

Content When you add a string to an integer and wait for an error but javascript returns a string JS Parkour!

Content Nobody: Using JavaScript after Java: 4 5 6 7 8 g 10 11 const System out: println: (content) console. log (content) ; made why stem, out. print in('Hello World');

The medieval monstrosity perfectly captures what it feels like to be a full-stack developer. You're simultaneously playing a beautiful frontend melody while your backend is a bizarre creature with a face for a butt that's tooting out server responses. One minute you're crafting pixel-perfect CSS, the next you're debugging why your database queries are producing hot garbage. No wonder full-stack devs wear funny hats—it's the only way to maintain sanity while straddling two completely different worlds!

Left panel: A shooter with perfect form, deadly precision, and an arsenal of modern frontend frameworks and tools that have revolutionized web development over the last decade. Right panel: The guy who still uses jQuery in 2024 and somehow keeps hitting the target anyway. The web development equivalent of bringing a musket to a laser gun fight and still managing to take down the enemy. Respect.

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes