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Content Heisenbug Article Talk XA For the Linux distribution codenamed Heisenbug, see Fedora Linux. Not to be confused with Heisenberg. In computer programming jargon, a heisenbug is a software bug that seems to disappear or alter its behavior when one attempts to study it. 1 The term is a pun on the name of Werner Heisenberg, the physicist who first asserted the observer effect of quantum mechanics, which states that the act of observing a system inevitably alters its state. In electronics, the traditional term is probe effect, where attaching a test probe to a device changes its behavior.

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The holy war of brace styles rages on, but this code takes it to a whole new level of depravity. While the tweet generously says "Use whatever brace style you prefer," it then showcases code with braces scattered like confetti after a New Year's party. Those closing triple braces at the end? Pure nightmare fuel. It's like watching someone build a house where some doors open inward, some outward, and others just lead to brick walls. The inconsistent indentation is the cherry on top of this crime against humanity. This is why code reviews exist. And therapists.

Content 6 Answers order by votes 27 No, C doesn't have classes. That said, there are ways of simulating object-oriented programming in C - a quick Google search should yield some useful results. Share Improve this answer Follow Stuart Golodetz 19.1k 3 45 79 answered Apr 25 '12 at 12:43 edited Feb 4 '20 at 19:00 I would say there's no class keyword in C but you can still have classes. - Andreas Brick Apr 25 '12 at 12:44 72 "a quick Google search should yield some useful results" is not a sentence that should appear on stackoverflow. - naught101 Apr 21 '19 at 10:49 20 I found this answer via Google and, following your advice, I am now stuck in an infinite loop. - Michael P. Bazos May 8 '20 at 11:31 Add a comment

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