When Programmers Say Sorry

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When Programmers Say Sorry

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When someone tells you to apologize 1000 times, most people would groan and give up. But programmers? They just write a loop for that. This dev took the instruction to "Say it 1000 times" quite literally by crafting a Java program with a for loop that prints "Sorry babu" exactly 1000 times. Why waste your breath when you can automate your remorse? Efficiency at its finest—relationship problems solved with a runtime of O(n)!

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