Time Dilation In Programming Languages

Content An Overwhelming Surplus of Java... RichardWestenra V Personally, I prefer to increase the spacing for each successive indent according to the Fibbonaci sequence: 1r foo 2 bar 3 baz 4 quz 5v quux 6v corge 7r 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 grault garply waldo 12:00 PM 16 Aug 16

Content Zein Makki ZeinSMakki Replying to codinghorror A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs" The programmer never returns. 1:19 PM 01 Jun 19 Twitter for Android

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Nothing says "we have no idea what we actually need" quite like a job posting that requires 4 years of experience with React 16+ when React 16 came out like 6 years ago. But sure, let me just pull out my time machine and get 5 years of experience with every technology that's existed for 3 years. They want a full-stack unicorn who's mastered Java EE, Spring, Angular, React, PHP, PostgreSQL, MySQL, Docker, AWS, and apparently has been using Git for 5 years like it's some kind of specialized skill. Brother, I've been using Git for 10 years and I still Google how to undo a commit. The real kicker? They probably want to pay you $75k for this "junior developer" position that requires the combined experience of an entire dev team. HR just copy-pasted every buzzword from the last decade into one listing and called it a day.

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Content 17 You Retweeted JS DAILY JavaScript Daily JavaScriptDaily Presenting the "sleep sort", our favorite O(wtf) sorting algorithm. (C'mon, it's the weekend..) sleep sort numbers 8, 42, 38, 111, 2, 39, 11; numbers. forEach (num setTimeout ( () console. log (num) , num) 3:03 PM Apr 23, 2017 - Buffer 1.2K Retweets 1.7K Likes 17