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The secret method actors use to achieve mental breakdown has finally been revealed! Forget method acting or living in character—just force a programmer to use Java for two months straight.
Nothing breaks your spirit quite like wrestling with verbose syntax, dealing with NullPointerExceptions at 3 AM, and writing 17 lines of boilerplate just to read a file. The checked exceptions alone would drive anyone to madness.
Next up: "To prepare for his role as a serial killer, Christian Bale spent three weeks maintaining a legacy PHP codebase with no documentation."
