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Behold the ABSOLUTE HORROR of programmers performing Olympic-level gymnastics to avoid touching Java! 💀 Look at them clinging to furniture, defying gravity, and practically dislocating their spines just to avoid those steaming coffee cup logos! The desperation! The DRAMA! It's like watching a group of cats avoiding a bath, except the bath is a programming language with verbose syntax that makes you type fourteen paragraphs just to print "hello world." The lengths we'll go to avoid writing those seven magical words: "public static void main(String[] args)"!

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The Java logo is just a cup of coffee until you've spent 16 hours debugging a NullPointerException. Then it becomes what it truly is—a bucket of lava that burns your entire codebase to the ground. Minecraft players nodding in agreement right now.

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Junior dev says they'll handle errors. Yoda drops the holy trinity of exception handling: try-catch blocks and the often-forgotten finally clause. That look of existential dread in the last panel? That's the exact moment you realize your "I'll just log it" approach wasn't cutting it. Finally blocks execute regardless of whether exceptions occurred, perfect for cleanup operations like closing database connections or file handles. But let's be honest, most of us remember finally exists only when the code reviewer asks "but what about resource cleanup?"