I Despise Dynamic Typing And Whitespace

Programming languages Language wars Developer frustration Whitespace Syntax Dynamic typing Code indentation Language preferences

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I Despise Dynamic Typing And Whitespace

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First panel: Developer claims to hate Java with its strict typing and verbose syntax.

Second panel: Python appears, with its friendly mascot offering dynamic typing and significant whitespace as alternatives.

Third panel: Developer gets introduced to Python's syntax.

Fourth panel: Developer now coding in Python: "Wow, I hate this SO MUCH MORE!"

It's the classic programming language Stockholm syndrome. You start hating what you know, try something new, and suddenly your original captor doesn't seem so bad. "At least Java's curly braces never betrayed me with an invisible tab character."

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