Finally a monitor setup for java developers.

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Content HTML is a programming language because it can be used to program a computer to do something HTML is not a programing language 34 34 JavaScript is not a programming language 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

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The meeting room falls silent as the boss declares "All titles must be in camelCase." The team nods in agreement, until that one dev points out "ProgrammerHumor isn't camelCase." Cut to: boss throwing said dev out the window. Nothing says "consistent naming conventions" like violently ejecting the one person who notices your hypocrisy. Just another day in code standards enforcement.

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): os.syal FUNNY GOLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS