Why Can't They Give Us A USB Haven

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Why Can't They Give Us A USB Haven

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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of computer manufacturers! 😤 They're out here giving us this pathetic smattering of ports like we're supposed to be GRATEFUL for the bare minimum?! The top image shows what they think we want - a measly handful of USB ports with some HDMI and audio thrown in like it's a generous buffet. Meanwhile, the bottom image is the TRUTH - what we ACTUALLY need is basically a PORT APOCALYPSE with enough USB connections to support our 47 devices, external drives, dongles, and that weird USB-powered coffee warmer we all secretly own. It's like they've never seen a developer's desk! We're drowning in cables and playing musical chairs with our peripherals while manufacturers act like we're asking for the moon! JUST GIVE US ALL THE PORTS ALREADY!

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