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Yeah, Fuck That

Yeah, Fuck That
You know what's worse than a laptop with no USB ports? A laptop with no ports at all . Apple's design philosophy has reached peak minimalism where they've apparently decided that physical connectivity is so 2010. Need to plug something in? That'll be $79 for a dongle, another $49 for the adapter, and your dignity. The collective horror on everyone's faces perfectly captures every developer's reaction when they realize their new MacBook can't connect to literally anything without a small fortune in accessories. Sure, it's thin and sleek, but so is a credit card and that's not a computer either.

Why Can't They Give Us A USB Haven

Why Can't They Give Us A USB Haven
Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of computer manufacturers! 😤 They're out here giving us this pathetic smattering of ports like we're supposed to be GRATEFUL for the bare minimum?! The top image shows what they think we want - a measly handful of USB ports with some HDMI and audio thrown in like it's a generous buffet. Meanwhile, the bottom image is the TRUTH - what we ACTUALLY need is basically a PORT APOCALYPSE with enough USB connections to support our 47 devices, external drives, dongles, and that weird USB-powered coffee warmer we all secretly own. It's like they've never seen a developer's desk! We're drowning in cables and playing musical chairs with our peripherals while manufacturers act like we're asking for the moon! JUST GIVE US ALL THE PORTS ALREADY!