Peripheral connections Memes

Ah yes, the infamous "fourth USB port that requires quantum physics to insert correctly." Some diabolical hardware engineer decided three normal USB ports wasn't enough torture and added that sideways HDMI port just to watch the world burn. It's the tech equivalent of putting a fake electrical outlet at the airport. That special kind of evil that makes you try to plug in your USB cable 17 times before realizing you're attempting to jam it into what is clearly NOT a USB port. Whoever designed this deserves to spend eternity trying to plug a USB-A cable in correctly on the first try.

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of computer manufacturers! 😤 They're out here giving us this pathetic smattering of ports like we're supposed to be GRATEFUL for the bare minimum?! The top image shows what they think we want - a measly handful of USB ports with some HDMI and audio thrown in like it's a generous buffet. Meanwhile, the bottom image is the TRUTH - what we ACTUALLY need is basically a PORT APOCALYPSE with enough USB connections to support our 47 devices, external drives, dongles, and that weird USB-powered coffee warmer we all secretly own. It's like they've never seen a developer's desk! We're drowning in cables and playing musical chairs with our peripherals while manufacturers act like we're asking for the moon! JUST GIVE US ALL THE PORTS ALREADY!