Waiting For The GPU Prank That Never Came

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Waiting For The GPU Prank That Never Came

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The absolute TRAGEDY of our time! Here I am, hands clasped in desperate prayer, staring at my screen with the emotional depth of a blank slate, BEGGING the GPU gods at Nvidia to announce that their 50-series graphics cards were just an elaborate April Fool's joke! But NOOOO! Those wallet-destroying monstrosities are ACTUALLY REAL! My bank account is already filing for emotional damages while I sit here contemplating if I need to sell a kidney just to render my pathetic little side projects. The audacity! The betrayal! And yet... *dramatically whispers* I'll probably still buy one.

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