The GPU Duopoly Delusion

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The GPU Duopoly Delusion

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The GPU market is basically a tragicomedy at this point. First panel: "NVIDIA is anti-customer" - yet we keep throwing money at them for those sweet, sweet frame rates. Second panel: "AMD is anti-customer" - but hey, at least they're slightly cheaper while they gouge us! Third panel: "Intel Arc is our only hope!!" - that moment of desperate optimism when you're willing to believe a newcomer will save us all. Fourth panel: Reality check - market share shows NVIDIA at 94%, AMD at 6%, Intel at 0%. The invisible hand of the market is giving us all the middle finger while we complain on Reddit and still buy the next overpriced GPU anyway.

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