Ripped Off, Ordered DDR5 RAM But Got A RTX 5070 In The Box Instead

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Ripped Off, Ordered DDR5 RAM But Got A RTX 5070 In The Box Instead

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Oh no, what a tragedy. You ordered 8GB of DDR5 RAM and some warehouse worker accidentally blessed you with a brand new RTX 5070 Ti worth like 10x the price. Time to write a strongly worded complaint letter, I guess?

The sarcasm here is thicker than thermal paste on a first-time builder's CPU. Getting a high-end graphics card instead of RAM is like ordering a sandwich and receiving a steak dinner. Sure, you can't compile your code faster with more RAM now, but at least your GPU can render those compile errors in glorious 4K at 144fps.

The real question: do you return it and be honest, or do you quietly accept this gift from the tech gods and never speak of it again? We all know the answer.

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