The ultimate taboo questions revealed! While society warns against asking women their age or men their salary, the true forbidden knowledge is asking a developer what their cryptic commit messages actually mean. "Fixed stuff" at 3 AM? "Minor tweaks" that rewrote the entire authentication system? That vibe coder with headphones and sunglasses knows exactly what chaos they unleashed with "small refactor" - a complete architectural overhaul that somehow both fixed and created 17 new bugs simultaneously. The git history never lies, but the commit messages absolutely do!
The Sacred Unspoken Questions
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