About To Break The Code

Russel here has unlocked the secret wisdom that every developer learns the hard way: Git is basically a time machine until two developers try to edit the same file simultaneously. Then it transforms into a merge conflict nightmare that makes you question your career choices.

Being a "One-Man IT Department" means Russel gets to avoid the beautiful chaos of merge conflicts, force pushes that rewrite history, and the classic "wait, who deleted my code?" moments. He's living in Git paradise where every branch is his branch, every commit is clean, and rebasing is just a theoretical concept he reads about on Stack Overflow.

The rest of us? We're out here resolving conflicts like we're negotiating peace treaties, praying our coworker didn't just force push to main and obliterate the last 3 hours of work.