The GL In OpenGL Stands For "Good Luck"

Ah, the classic "explaining graphics programming to someone who just wanted to know what you do for a living." Guy's deep in the weeds about shadow mapping and depth buffers while she's probably wondering if she can escape to the bathroom. The thousand-yard stare of the man in front is all of us who've overheard a developer monologuing about technical minutiae at a social event. Pro tip: save the rendering pipeline discussions for the second date.

The code is a perfect example of why game developers shouldn't be allowed near RNGs unsupervised! 😂 What we're looking at is a glorious mess of Python where someone created two nearly identical functions ( count_greater_than_11 and count_greater_than_5 ) that generate random numbers between 1-20 and increment a counter when the number exceeds a threshold. But wait! The function names and comments don't even match - one says "greater than 11" in the comment but checks for > 10 in the code, while the other claims to check for > 5 but actually checks for > 4! And then there's that lonely is_divisible_by_7 function at the bottom, just hanging out with no apparent connection to anything else. It's like someone started implementing their own version of RNG bias with specific magic numbers, got bored halfway through, and shipped it anyway. This is probably why that boss battle feels unfairly difficult every 7th attempt...

Console gamers are getting absolutely destroyed right now. Xbox raising prices, $80 games becoming the norm, and Nintendo charging $499 for a Mario Kart bundle? Meanwhile, the PC gaming prophet descends from the heavens with his divine message: "Don't worry and come to PC, you can trust me." Sure, you'll need to sell a kidney for a graphics card, but at least you won't be paying $70 for a game that goes on sale for $12 three months later on Steam. The PC Master Race welcomes another batch of console refugees with open, angelic wings.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of PC gaming in one devastating image! 💀 Young gamer hears "GTA 6 announced" and has his WHOLE LIFE ahead of him. Fast forward to the PC release and he's practically fossilized! Rockstar Games is out here aging gamers like fine wine—except nobody asked to become vintage! The PC port delay is so astronomical that entire GENERATIONS have come and gone! At this rate, we'll be playing GTA 6 with our arthritis-ridden hands while explaining to our great-grandchildren what "driving a car yourself" even means!

Ah, the CRUSHING REALITY of game dev fame! 💀 You pour your HEART and SOUL into creating immersive digital worlds, dreaming of being recognized for your artistic vision... only to discover your biggest fan knows you from writing that ONE spicy novel they keep next to their toilet! The absolute BETRAYAL! This poor developer thought they'd be praised for their pixel-perfect animations or groundbreaking gameplay mechanics, but NOPE—they're immortalized as "that kinky book author" whose work was deemed too scandalous by religious authorities! The throne room placement is just the *chef's kiss* on this monument to professional identity crisis!

The slow transformation into a full clown as you try to sell AMD products only for customers to walk out with Intel and Nvidia instead. It's the hardware equivalent of recommending Vim to a new programmer and watching them install Visual Studio Code. The pain is real when you give honest tech advice but customers just follow whatever their favorite YouTuber said last week. That 14700K + 5070Ti combo? Doesn't even exist, but they'll swear their cousin's roommate got one on sale.