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When your debug statement has served its purpose, there's only one thing left to do: bid it farewell with a dramatic console.log. That "hereeeeeeeeeee" is the digital equivalent of a cowboy riding off into the sunset – it's done its job tracking down that elusive bug that was making your code behave like it was written after a three-day caffeine bender. And just like Woody, you know deep down you'll be adding another one two minutes later when the next bug appears. The circle of debugging life continues.

Content soul nate MNateShyamalan i'm in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for neopets.com on 3 monitors. my browser's in dark mode so it looks cool. "this part?" he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. "caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex," i say. he nods. " "as i suspected" 1:51 PM: 111822 Twitter for iPhone 7,374 Retweets 192 Quote Tweets 61.6K Likes

That crushing moment when you've spent 3 months building your revolutionary microservice architecture with cutting-edge tech stack, only for your friend to glance at it and say "cool" before asking if you've seen the latest Netflix show. The emotional damage is immeasurable. Your creation—your child —dismissed with the same enthusiasm people reserve for mediocre sandwich choices. Next time I'll just say I've been "watching TV" instead of "rewriting my entire app in Rust because JavaScript hurt my feelings."

Content Cory Kelley johncoryk 18h Me: googling how to extend a div outside the parent container for like the billionth time.. Other people: I made this with CSS!

Ah yes, the classic "I clicked the 'Update' button on my phone and now I'm basically a Google engineer" syndrome. Nothing says "tech prodigy" quite like taking credit for an automated system update while tweeting from your smart refrigerator. Next week they'll be adding "helped design quantum computing architecture" to their LinkedIn after turning their Wi-Fi router off and on again.

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