The Pain Of CSS

THE AUDACITY! JavaScript haters have been screaming about its demise for DECADES, and yet here we are, still using it to power 99.9% of the web! The meme absolutely DESTROYS the haters with that savage comeback - "If there were a better substitute, a single language would have been sufficient." BURN! 🔥 Meanwhile, JavaScript is just standing there, arms crossed, absolutely UNBOTHERED while frameworks come and go like seasonal fashion trends. TypeScript, Node.js, React, Vue - they're all just JavaScript wearing different outfits! The language everyone loves to hate but CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT!

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That magical moment when you realize your 500-line monstrosity can be replaced by 20 elegant lines of code. The pure satisfaction of refactoring spaghetti into something that actually makes sense is practically orgasmic in programmer terms. Nothing beats that smug feeling of deleting more code than you write – it's like being paid to throw away garbage. Veteran devs know the best code is the code you don't have to maintain. Bonus points if you do it with a CSS array that somehow looks "beautiful" despite CSS being the digital equivalent of trying to nail jello to a wall.

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The eternal curse of being a developer - mention your job at a social gathering and suddenly you're tech support. Guy proudly announces he's a Full Stack Developer, and within seconds, he's being asked to fix a printer. The final panel showing him pulling a gun is just the mental breakdown every dev experiences when someone thinks "I build complex web applications" means "I know why your printer is making that weird noise." Printers remain the final boss that no amount of JavaScript frameworks can defeat.