The Gold Standard Of Div Alignment

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The Gold Standard Of Div Alignment

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Ah, the prestigious "World's Best CSS Developer" trophy—clearly 3D printed by someone who understands the true reward for CSS wizardry. Nothing says "thanks for spending 6 hours aligning that div" quite like a plastic trophy that probably took 20 minutes to design. The irony is delicious considering most CSS developers would trade their souls for a framework that actually behaves consistently across browsers. It's the perfect office decoration to remind you that while your JavaScript colleagues build complex applications, you're celebrated for making buttons look pretty when hovered. Treasure it. Display it proudly next to your collection of Stack Overflow bookmarks about centering things vertically.

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