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Samson lost his power when his hair was cut. Achilles was invincible except for his heel. And junior programmers? They're completely defenseless against Webpack and Docker. Nothing quite like watching a new dev's soul leave their body during their first container orchestration meeting. "Just configure your dependencies in the yaml file" might as well be "just perform brain surgery with a spork." The real hero's journey isn't slaying monsters—it's surviving the first deployment without having an existential crisis.

Content nick.eth nicksdjohnson I'm a "senior developer". helped launch Google App Engine and spent 4 years teaching others to use it. I wrote parts of the SDK that are still in use today. I just googled "App Engine Python getting started". In case anyone's wondering when you stop Googling basic stuff. Traduci il Tweet 07:25 29 mar 20 Twitter Web App 1.188 Retweet 5.136 Mi piace ProdrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY to classify Vim users as having a "disability"! 💀 The most savage burn in web development history! Keyboard warriors everywhere are CLUTCHING their mechanical keyboards in horror! Because let's be honest, nothing says "I make life unnecessarily complicated for myself" like spending 6 months learning how to exit an editor. Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants with our mouse-clicking privileges are just trying to navigate websites without typing ":wq" to submit a form. The struggle is REAL, people!

Content lbaum oscherler Oct 30 JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit", but I can never be sure what "this" refers to. RETWEETS 783 LIKES 662

Content lakub Kozlowski kubukoz okay github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it Build Failed X The build failed, just like the previous build. 8:33 PM 02 Apr 20 Twitter Web App 609 Retweets 4,169 Likes