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Content When you get asked to use a bit of HTML and CSS for a small interface: I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.

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That magical moment when you run ESLint hoping to fix your code, only to discover it's playing multiplayer instead of single-player mode. You start with 10 errors, hit that glorious "Fix All" button with the confidence of someone who's never been betrayed by technology, and suddenly you're the proud owner of 20 errors. It's like watching your technical debt compound interest in real-time. Six years of professional development experience and I still fall for this every damn time. The only thing more reliable than ESLint breaking your code is your PM asking "how hard could it be to add this small feature?"

Content People learning JavaScript: "I'll use array.sort) to sort this list of numbers!" JavaScript: 1, 100000, 21, 30, 4

Content 10:13 Software Engineer - Entry level SoftSages Technology Inc Remote Remote lob details Salary 65,366 - 75,273 a year Job Type Full-time Part-time Temporary Internship Remote This Qualifications Master's (Preferred) Angular: 1 year (Preferred) Java: 1 year (Preferred) Benefits Pulled from the full job description Referral program Visa sponsorship Full Job Description Job description Software Engineer - Entry level Loc Apply now Duration: Intern to Full time Java Full Stack Developer