My Container Is Fd This Week

Content Me enters literally any random website The site iz You iz MEME

Content Promise me Yes, Grandma? Promise me you will never debug Javascript with console.log ProgrammerHumo

Ah, the classic UI vs UX distinction illustrated perfectly! On the left, we have UI (User Interface) - pretty toys dangling above a crib that make designers and stakeholders squeal "I love it!" while the actual user (the baby) is completely ignored. Meanwhile, on the right, we have UX (User Experience) - where the user is literally strapped to a medieval torture device and spun around like a rotisserie chicken. Because nothing says "we care about your experience" like making you dizzy, disoriented, and ready to vomit. This is basically every "redesigned" app after the UX team decides to "improve" the workflow you finally got used to.

Content When a website you use is down: "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" When a website you developed is down: "YEAH SHIT HAPPENS"

Content Me operating an actual server Also me operating a washing machine "Alright, proxmox installed, all the 19 LXCs are properly set up. Web services are proxied through a nginx to make SSL cert setup easier. Valheim, CS:GO and icarus game servers are running. And it only took 45 Minutes." "Hi Mum, thanks for answering my call. Listen, I have a question, where do I put in the laundry detergent?"

Content My LiTTLE RESULT JOSEPH REDMON University of Washington - SE Box 352350 Seattle WA 98195-2350 pireddieuw.edu This little pony went to Middlebury College. in Middlebury Vermont. He graduated with hishest honors and even received a departmental award for academic excellence! While at Middlebury he cultivated an ongoing love for... COMPUTER SCIENCE MATHEMAICS! For two years he worked as a fufor for the Computer Science department. He loves passing on his knowledse and detting everypony excited about computer science! One summer he worked for the National Institute of Standards and Technology. He developed an online tool for analyzing thermal neutron triple axis spectrometry data. He even had his very own nuclear reactor to play with PonY StArS 7 Education School: Middlebury College '12 Malor: Computer Science Minor: Mathematics 1 GPA: 3.24 Malor GPA: 3.98 Favorites The next year he had an Extreme Blue internship with IBM. He worked with a team of interns at the Almaden Research Center to develop technology related to online shopping. But he's not allowed to talk about it too mucht (He signed a non-disclosure) Languages: C, Python Editor: Vim Subjects: Machine Learning. Computer Vision, Compilers 4 AwardsAchievements After graduation he galloped off to Unalaska, Alaska to work as a radio DJ. and freelance wed developer. He produces stunning, high quality websites for all the nice ponies hanging out in the Alaskan Bush. Timothy T. Huang Award for Academic Achlevement if 3rd Place at ACMICPC BOSPRE 2 years in a row. 5th at NE North For a few months he dabbled in domestication. American Resionals in 2010 working for a startup in San Francisco called ZeroCater. He spearheaded major projects, infrastructure Top 10 in 4 separate Kaggle upgrades and code cleaning frenzies while competitions, toP 3 of active ensuring that thousands of hardworking ponies got users quality, catered lunches of grains. oats, and grasses every day! The dails plough just wasn't for him thoush, so he threw off the bit and bridle and galloped back to Alaska. He still does contract work for ZeroCater on other companies on occasion, and in the fall he'll be heading off to a computer science Ph.D. program at the University of Washington! The adventure is far from over... What will this liftle pony do next. who knows??