make sure you don't waste your time like me :(

Content Guide to software developer job advertisements work on cutting edge technology Do what everyone else is doing a fast-paced environment Your job will be constant firefighting must be a team player able to work with minimal supervision an Agile team a market leader rockstar developer we have an urgent need dynamic environment self-starter passionate Must not question authority You'll be the one we blame when something goes wrong We have daily stand-ups Recently started making a profit You will work very long hours with impossible deadines Our other rockstar just left and no one understands the code Our leadership keeps changing priorities We have no process Perseveres through regular death marches

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Content hey can i uninstall edge NOOO!!! YOUR SYSTEM WILL BREAK im going to uninstall the bootloader go ahead lol

Content 8 year old me after clicking on inspect on a website for the first time You know, I'm something of a programmer myself.

When the product manager proudly announces support for 86-inch displays while the frontend devs are sweating bullets trying to figure out how to make that responsive layout not explode. Nothing quite captures the silent horror of realizing your carefully crafted CSS is about to be stretched across a display the size of a small country. The PM's excitement is directly proportional to the developer's existential dread. Meanwhile, somewhere in the codebase: max-width: 1200px; /* nobody will ever need more than this */