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The existential crisis of a full stack developer captured in one perfect image. In the top row, we have animals lamenting their limitations—a dog can't fly, a fish can't walk, a chick can't swim, and a duck looks on smugly. But then comes the "Full Stack Developer" transformation—suddenly all these creatures are happy despite their limitations. Why? Because that's the essence of full stack development: being mediocre at everything but convincing yourself (and hopefully your employer) that you're somehow qualified to do it all. It's the tech industry's greatest con job—jack of all trades, master of none, yet still employed. The duck's smug grin says it all: "I can barely do any of these things well, but my LinkedIn says I'm proficient in 47 technologies."

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal software development NIGHTMARE in one perfect image! 😭 On the left: you're drowning in a tangled mess of spaghetti code where changing a PROFILE IMAGE SIZE somehow breaks the entire system. Like, excuse me?! I just wanted to make an avatar 2 pixels larger and now the whole application is having an existential crisis! On the right: you've got this pristine architectural masterpiece with all the fancy buzzwords - but SURPRISE! - adding one tiny feature means touching 10 different services and dependencies, which means you're basically rewriting the entire codebase anyway. The grass is NEVER greener in software development. You're either battling a monster you didn't create or a monster you meticulously designed yourself. There's just no winning! 💀

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