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Remember when programmers were basically coding demigods who could bend computers to their will? Now we're just sad creatures Googling "how to center div" for the 500th time and begging AI to fix our mistakes. The golden age programmer wrote code without StackOverflow, crafted entire games in Assembly (you know, that language that makes you want to cry), manually fixed memory leaks with pointers, and literally hand-coded the software that put humans on the freaking moon. Meanwhile, modern programmers are trapped in Vim wondering why :q doesn't work, fixing one bug only to create three more like some kind of hydra nightmare, and asking ChatGPT to solve problems we should probably understand ourselves. The decline is real, folks. But hey, at least we have dark mode now.

Ah yes, the pinnacle of AI evolution: generating code that looks real but is completely non-functional. This masterpiece features "coast" instead of "const", a magical "YIMENT" primary key, and my personal favorite - "ortetocatiem" as a variable. It's like someone fed a neural network a programming textbook and a bottle of tequila. The best part is some poor junior dev will probably try to debug this for hours before realizing they've been bamboozled by an AI hallucination.

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