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Remember when developers were optimization wizards who could cram entire games into kilobytes? Now we've got frameworks that need a small data center just to print "Hello World." The left doge is the chad programmer of '96 flexing on fitting Pokémon Red into a mere 512kB cartridge—an actual miracle of code efficiency. Meanwhile, modern devs (right doge) are having existential crises because their JavaScript framework with 237 dependencies needs a gigabyte of RAM to display two words on a screen. Progress!

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You send a static image of your UI design to the client. They respond asking why the button doesn't work. You sit there questioning your career choices and wondering if you should've gone into carpentry instead. At least wood doesn't expect JPEGs to be interactive.

When your passion for anime and your career collide. Crunchyroll's frontend devs are basically getting paid to build the ultimate shrine to their obsession. Talk about living the dream—writing code by day, binging the latest season of Attack on Titan by night, all while claiming it's "research." The ultimate work-life balance doesn't exi—

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