Why We Had To Create Js

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void ChickenCrossRoad(Chicken chicken) a duck??? in the chicken function?? must give a compiler error!!! new Duck() new Chicken() function ChickenCrossRoad(chicken) LET CU new Chicken () - new Chicken() i guess the road is bussy 'new Chicken() new Truck() JS new Cat ) new ElonMusk()

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